WORDS OF WISDOM...

Apr 19

supersharpshooter1995:

my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met

Apr 19
Apr 19
beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

Apr 19
joshpeckofficiall:

this picture is so important

joshpeckofficiall:

this picture is so important

Apr 19
Apr 18

The Signs as Countries →

mrsmcgregor9:

Aries: Germany. Aggressive, intelligent, assertive, confident. Devilishly attractive. Innovative. Doesn’t always play well with others. Intolerant. Likes beer and sausage.

Taurus: Italy. Loves to eat and sleep. Does very little but eat and sleep. When not eating or sleeping, they’re having sex….

Apr 18
c1tylight5:

Heaven Sunset | Dave Gordon
Apr 18

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

Apr 18

yeffyaboyuice:

666hailsatanlol666:

yeffyaboyuice:

Oh and….

oh man I’ve drawn so many things of these two bozos. LOOK AT MY FRIEND EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY FRIEND MEETING THE LITTLE SKRILLEX SHE LOVES. LOOK AT THAT HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IT ASTOUNDS ME. OTP. Right here. In the first pic shes zooming in so fast the camera can not focus properly. This also may be caused by a super sonic vibration coming from her unearthly happy shriek of victory.

I instinctively wanted to be at face level for the photo so I hunched over like an idiot

It was like SHOW EVERYONE HOW SHORT HE IS OR BE NEAR HIS FACE

There is another photo I didn’t post where he has his arm around my waist and I look taller but its not as goooddddddddddd

Apr 18
Apr 18
Apr 18

quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

Apr 18
Apr 18

nokiabae:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

do you guys even try making these funny anymore?

Apr 18
yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

I lied
This is literally the funniest picture to me
Like, its #1

I FOUND ITI LOOKED THROUGH YEARS OF ARCHIVES, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF POSTSI FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FOUND IT


YESSSSSSS

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

I lied

This is literally the funniest picture to me

Like, its #1

I FOUND IT
I LOOKED THROUGH YEARS OF ARCHIVES, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF POSTS
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FOUND IT

YESSSSSSS